Happy 50th!

This was a fun cake! I took the picture on my phone because I had such a short time to make it but the arrow says: Alan's so old...

His memory is in black and white...

Vultures constantly circle his house...

He walked into an antique shop and they sold him...

He drove a chariot to high school...

He farts dust...

His birth certificate expired...

He owes Moses a quarter...

If he acted his age he would die...